(Jessica E. Kaiser ) jess.kaiser (at) gmail (dot) comlives in northern Indiana, presumably as cosmic payment for having committed a grievous sin she no longer remembers. Hobbies include acquiring education, reading, baking, teaching English comp, and belly dancing. She has had fiction published in Forgotten Worlds; Loving the Undead, an Anthology of Romance . . . sort of; Yog’s Notebook; and Triangulation: End of Time, with an upcoming publication in Neo-Opsis. Life goals include world domination—if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself—and leaping tall buildings in a double bound. Ketchup (Heinz only, thank you very much) is her favorite condiment, and she abhors small talk.