Moscow, Innsbruck, Cairo, Tokyo, New Delhi, Santiago: these are just some of the far-flung places and exotic locales where you will not find (Paul J. Iutzi) pji (at) mac (dot) com. Instead, you must seek out the little known hamlet of Normal, Illinois, where he lives on a vast, perhaps even palatial, estate, spending most of his time dodging the owners and their dog, Chambrié. Between escapades of astounding interest, he earns his keep as a technical analyst for the design and publishing areas of a world-spanning megacorp, where there is a disappointing lack of cybernetic hardware. Somewhere in there he manages to find time to write what will in later generations be seen as the greatest works of the English language since Brother Michael of Sashay-upon-the-Wabe first split the infinitive in the heady spring of 812 A.D.

Paul’s website: http://homepage.mac.com/pji/